RIDICULOUS MONTHLY SERVICES

According to Asylum.com, here are some of the most ridiculous monthly services out there:

• Presto – For 12 dollars per month, this service prints out all your emails, so you never have to check a computer.

• Flexpetz – You can rent pets and drop them off when you’ve had enough of the hassle of pet “ownership.”

• PB&J of the Month – If you’re a peanut butter and jelly fan, this one’s for you. Each month, you will be mailed a new peanut butter brand and flavored jelly.

• Black Socks – Billing itself as a solution for men “who never want to worry or think about buying socks again,” Blacksocks.com will send you a new pair of black socks in the mail every month.

Source: Asylum.com

64 Percent Of Women Would Release A Sex Tape

According to an online survey of young women on the dating website CanDoBetter.com, 64 percent of women would release a sex tape if it would help advance their careers.

Guys, on the other hand, would be less likely to release a sex tape — with only 42 percent of guys admitting that they’d do it for a career boost.

Other Survey Results:

• 36 percent of women said they would blackmail a co-worker or a boss to get ahead.
• 45 percent of women would sleep with their professor to pass a college class.

Source: Asylum.com

TYPES OF IDIOTS YOU’LL FIND AT COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES

The college football season gets under way this week, which means millions of people will be pouring into stadiums across the country to scream their lungs out.

But, it’s not a perfect world.

According to TotalProSports.com, here are some types of morons that you’ll find at football games:

• The Frat Boy – He’s attending more for the beer than he is for the game. He’s wasted, spilling beer on those around him and will probably pass out before the game is over.

• The Wealthy Alumnus – This guy earned his degree, went out into the world and made something of himself. Now he’s back in the world of the young and poor — wearing $600 Gucci loafers.

• The Bench Coach – He loudly second guesses every play. He probably coaches a Pop Warner team or an 8-man freshman squad at some high school.

• The Sorority Floozy – A relaxed and fun woman is sexy. A clueless and uncontrollably drunk woman is not, especially at an intense football game.

TOP 10: Things Guys Shouldn’t Have In Their Rooms

So you’re expecting a good night with the possibility of bringing a girl home. You probably want to make sure your place is clean and neat. But more important than cleanliness is making sure that anything you wouldn’t want her to see is put away.

Here are the 10 things a guy shouldn’t have out in the open at his place:

10. A collection of dirty socks on the floor.
9. Stained underwear.
8. A box of condoms.
7. Dating books.
6. Any personal documents.
5. Anything left over from your ex-girlfriend.
4. Your little black book.
3. Dirty bed sheets.
2. Kid toys.
1. Porn collection.

Source: CoEd Magazine

Things Guys Always Regret — But Keep Doing

According to Uncoached.com, here are some things guys always regret doing, but seem to do again and again and again …

• Sleeping with Ex Girlfriends That You Broke Up With – This is especially bad if you dumped her. By hopping in bed with her, you’re rekindling her old feelings for you. She’ll be confused. She’ll come onto you and annoy you in the weeks ahead. Just don’t do it. It’s not worth it.

• Drinking Until You Puke – Here’s one that will never go away. We’ve all been hung over thousands of times right? By now, we should know EXACTLY what our limits are. But, it still happens …

• Fast Food Feats – Does anything feel worse than eating an obscene amount of chicken nuggets or having eight Taco Supremes? You always feel like crap. Why, then, do we always come back to it?

K BAND: 5 Decades of Rock

When Rock Band Three hits stores on October 26th, fans will get more than just the chance to play a keyboard for the first time — they’ll get songs from the past five decades. The song list starts in the early ’60s and goes through last year. The tracks include:

• Queens of the Stone Age - “No One Knows”
• Phoenix – “Lasso”
• At the Drive-In – “One Armed Scissor”
• The White Stripes – “The Hardest Button to Button”
• The Vines - “Get Free”
• Spacehog – “In the Meantime”
• Stone Temple Pilots – “Plush”
• Filter – “Hey Man, Nice Shot”
• Jane’s Addiction – “Been Caught Stealing”
• Marilyn Manson – “The Beautiful People”
• The Cure – “Just Like Heaven”
• The Police – “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”
• Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers – “I Need to Know”
• The Doors – “Break on Through (To the Other Side)”
• The Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Crosstown Traffic”
• The Who – “I Can See for Miles”

Signs You’ll Get Lucky

Whenever guys are in the presence of women, we always think there’s a chance we’re going to get lucky. It’s what makes us guys. We don’t necessarily think it’s going to happen, but we believe there’s a shot.

What you need to do is look for some of the tell-tale signs that your probability of scoring has just gone up.

Here are the Top 10:

10. She buys you a drink.
9. She touches you.
8. She compliments you.
7. She makes a lot of eye contact.
6. She lets you touch her.
5. She leans in during your conversation.
4. She shares private details.
3. She talks dirty.
2. She shows you her tattoo.
1. She shares a cab with you.

Source: AskMen.com

TOP 5 DORM ROOM MUNCHIES

College students are making their way back to campus now and getting ready for another year of studying … and partying.

In the days before classes start, students hit the stores buying up all the essentials for their dorm room. Not be overlooked are the muchie essentials. Having a stock of munchies is probably the most important thing to remember when heading into a new school year. Here are the top five dorm room snacks.

5. A can of pasta like Spaghettios
4. Chips
3. Peanut butter
2. Pizza
1. Water and/or sports drinks for fighting cotton mouth.

Source: Coed Magazine

BEST SPORTS VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME

Sports are great, but let’s be honest … They take a lot of work.

It’s much easier to watch sports and to play sports video games.

For those of you who spend more time PRETENDING to play sports with video games than you actually do playing them in the hot sun, here’s a list of the best sports video games of all time. Let the debates begin:

10. Gran Turismo
9. Super Tecmo Bowl
8. Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
7. FIFA: Road to World Cup
6. Wii Sports
5. Mortal Kombat
4. Tiger Woods PGA Tour
3. NBA JAM
2. Madden NFL Football
1. EA Sports NHL

Source: MadeMan.com

TV Characters You Wanted To Hook Up With

According to CoedMagazine.com, here are some television characters through the years that you probably wanted to hook up with:

• Kimber Henry from Nip/Tuck (played by Kelly Carlson)
• Daisy Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard (played by Catherine Bach)
• CJ Parker on Baywatch (played by Pamela Anderson)
• Xena from Xena Warrior Princess (played by Lucy Lawless)
• Joan Holloway from Mad Men (played by Christina Hendricks)
• Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell (played by Tiffani Amber-Theissen)
• Wonder Woman (played by Lynda Carter)
• The Angels from Charlie’s Angels (played by Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd, Kate Jackson and — of course — Farrah Fawcett)
• Chrissy Snow from Three’s Company (played by Suzanne Somers)
• Ginger from Gilligan’s Island (played by Tina Louise)
• Kelly Bundy from Married with Children (played by Christina Applegate)